apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’



androgynistic:

if it’s inaccessible to poor people it’s not radical 



Ask 

  •  Zero - Who was your last text from?
  •  One - What/who is your icon?
  •  Two- Your relationship status?
  •  Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?
  •  Four - What is your current mood?
  •  Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
  •  Six - Where do you wish you were right now?
  •  Seven - Have a crazy side?
  •  Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
  •  Nine- Something you do a lot?
  •  Ten - Angry at anyone?
  •  Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?
  •  Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
  •  Thirteen- What are you really good at ?
  •  Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
  •  Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
  •  Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
  •  Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
  •  Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
  •  Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
  •  Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?
  •  Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
  •  Twenty two - Heavy metal music?
  •  Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged.
  •  Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
  •  Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
  •  Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?
  •  Twenty seven - What are you listening to?
  •  Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
  •  Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
  •  Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?
  •  Thirty one - What is your eye colour?
  •  Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
  •  Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?
  •  Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora?
  •  Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
  •  Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
  •  Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
  •  Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?
  •  Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
  •  Forty - Are you worried about the future?
  •  Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?
  •  Forty two - Are you currently jealous?
  •  Forty three – Who's your best guy friend?
  •  Forty four -Do you forgive or forget?
  •  Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?
  •  Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?
  •  Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
  •  Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
  •  Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?
  •  Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
  •  Please though


thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”



cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:


 posted 1 day ago · 453052 notes (pangaysian © lonelytreestump)

crydaisy:

switchteams:

Just spent my evening vandalizing subway stations for the sake of reminding NY folk that it is fully legal for women & female-bodied individuals to be topless and comfortable in public

#ItsLegalNY

spread this info

I LOVE THIS


 posted 1 day ago · 30099 notes (cuntwats © switchteams)

bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING


 posted 1 day ago · 135596 notes (watchtheclock © liamgalgey)

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making


 posted 1 day ago · 319839 notes (watchtheclock © upgraders)

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea


 posted 1 day ago · 143123 notes (butterbong © awfulhappy)

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing


 posted 1 day ago · 216876 notes (zimmyzim © korrakun)